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Knights of the round anus

Gays; those men we're all supposed to love, despite all privately finding their behaviour disgusting.
Sir Elton John and Sir Ian McKellen are both knights of the round anus.
by IanChode October 5, 2008
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Chris Knight

A dark haired teen, often likes musical instruments, such as guitars, drums, but prefers guitars. Such as bass, electric and acoustic. He loves cars, old fashioned that is. He is sort of gothic, but looks like a hip hop boy.

A star of the book 'diary of a psychopath'.
He is tall, skinny, pissed off for being suspended from subjects for things he didn't do.
AND HAS A HUGE PENIS! and a perfect ass
ohhhhh chris knight! (moans)

Well he's no chris knight
by lady shanti November 17, 2010
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Brown Knight

1) A brown man who stands up for a women's right to be an absolute equal, but then steps up like a white knight to rescue her any time that equality becomes a burden.

2) A brown man who promotes gender equality but practices special privilege for women.
Brown guy: I know what she says make absolutely no sense at all and is one of the lamest argument I've ever listened to but I will still defend her because she is a woman. And because that's the only way I could think of seducing women.

Another person: Dude, you're such a brown knight.
by maleequalist July 1, 2017
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knight

Putting a girl down on 1 knee, like she is to be knighted by a king or queen. proceed to slap her in the face repeatedly with your dick, until you finally ejaculate on her face.
"Man last night i was with this fine chick right, and she was on her knees, so i knighted that bitch!"

"this bitch was sucking my dick, but wouldn't shut up! so i knighted that bitch. she learned her lesson"
by brent mike and jesse April 30, 2008
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knighted

Facing your partner, with them on their knees, place one's penis on one shoulder shoulder then the other, in a manner akin to a king knighting a squire.
Before getting a blow job, Bob knighted Becky and she like it!
by Dr. Dre-chuck August 14, 2009
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JZ Knight

Follower and channel for the great 35000-year-old Ramtha from the lost city of Atlantis! Words from JZ, "In 1977 in my kitchen, in February, in Tacoma, Washington I was playing with pyramids that we used to dehydrate food. I put one on my head and I thought, well, if this will do this to baloney, what will it do with my brain? So I put it on my head and started laughing. And I picked it up and there was this glitter at the end of my little kitchen — this glitter, like you would take a handful and turn it loose through a ray of sunshine — and there were these lights happening at the end of my kitchen, and I was just mesmerized. And there appeared this seven-foot-tall entity who was as big as life and the most beautiful thing I had ever seen in my life. And he had this big beautiful smile on his face. He had long fingers and long hands, black dancing eyes. And he looked at me and he said, “Beloved woman, I am Ramtha the Enlightened One, and I have come to help you over the ditch.” And, well, what would you do? And I didn’t understand that because I am a simple person, so I looked to see if the floor was still underneath the chair. And he said, “It is called the ditch of limitation.” And he said, “I am here, and we are going to do grand work together.”
JZ Knight made millions of dollars as a cult leader.
by JZ Knight June 13, 2005
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Death Knight

A class added to World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King.

Usually played by bad, keyboard-turning, children, who are loud and obnoxious.
hey Drexai look at that typical death knight, "drpxblooddk"

Dude i wish death knights were never added to the game D:
by axie April 4, 2010
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