chunky keyboard syndrome 

When there is a very ugly, old keyboard that takes up more than twice the space it needs to.

You have chunky keyboard syndrome. Your keyboard is just ridiculous.

chunky keyboard syndrome by the brains at work October 6, 2010

Krusty Keyboard 

When a man jacks off so much that he is unable to type on his keyboard because his hand hurts. This mostly hapens on days when his parents are not home or when his girlfriend will not give him a handjob, if he has one.

"Hey man, I heard you screaming last night, you ok?"

"Well last night I had a Krusty Keyboard, but I think I'll be fine"

Krusty Keyboard by seax February 28, 2012

dusty keyboard 

The act of "fisting" someone while wearing a used and previously discarded latex glove.

She had a very kinky past so I figured she would eventually want to try the old dusty keyboard.

dusty keyboard by Totsally April 10, 2015

dodgy keyboard 

When you finger a loved one during a moment of anger, as if you were furiously pressing a button on a keyboard (dodgy keyboard requires sweat and a spike of insulin).

Friday night, the boss is demanding that you complete the spreadsheet before the weekend, you think of your wife and how your going to dodgy keyboard the crap out of here when you find out she's been sleeping with your boss.

dodgy keyboard by TheWaterMoose January 16, 2017

mousebank keyboard slam

When you slam your keyboard to make a word out of random letters, often used after someone said something fucking stupid.

Person 1: (Bad Pun)

Person 2 (does the Mousebank Keyboard Slam): LASDFSKHGJKAHDLJFKHSLKFJ;ALKGD

mousebank keyboard slam by Lipton Geschmack Peach Ice Tea July 31, 2017

underdesk keyboard pull out thing

the thing under your desk that you can pull out for your keyboard

I don't have enough place on my desk, i need an underdesk keyboard pull out thing

underdesk keyboard pull out thing by NotMrJunior June 9, 2018

Alphabet Keyboard

These shitty keyboards that if you're not careful can make your sentence just some random letters
If you're gonna make a keyboard make it a qwerty keyboard. Its simply much better to type with.

Me: Hey, why does Netflix and youtube on Xbox have a Alphabet Keyboard?
Logan: Yeah, its so dumb.

Alphabet Keyboard by ComesToVeryMind August 14, 2020