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Keyboard Commando

A pro white youth who wastes his time on a pc rather then training for war.
by Ne01 March 26, 2003
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Kebin'

1. The act of wearing a man-dress.

2. The act of sitting in a wicker chair in the nude.

3. The act of looking out a window pensively and smoking a cigarette in a long cigarette holder (see breakfast at tiffany's).

4. The act of playing strip tennis and getting LOVE on purpose.

5. The act of doing all of the above whilst being named Kebin and going by Keb.

6. If you are a male and getting prom queen sounds more appealing than getting prom king.
1. Johnny awoke to find that he'd been kebin' under the influence of rufies.

2. If getting prom king sounds like second place, you may be kebin'.
by laurelmcknishtennis123 June 23, 2010
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keyboard

An Item use in the Home Rowed Videos on youtube.
Eh, You Just Got HOME ROWED!!!!!

KeyBoard
by Spider_3717 October 21, 2007
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Keyboard Babies

Noun. A nut busted while masterbating to internet Porn when you are searching and beating at the same time.
Dad used my computer yesterday and got Keyboard babies all over it !!!!!!!!!!!
by Victim 183 November 6, 2008
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Keyboard Warrior

Lewis is truly a dishonorable and cowardly keyboard warrior.
by Markizel May 19, 2019
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ergonomic keyboard

keyboard with "thoughtfully" spaced tites for freek, mutants, poo drinking crap people who perhaps drive daihatsu Terios's and complain about being old. Really they are just another sub group of a closet hipster. A hipster so ingrown they pretend they are better then hipsters by buying a "new" keyboard with a design strongly rooted in the shity 80's
HEY! Check out this cray new ergonomic keyboard I bought from K-Mart / Tandy / Electro Barn / JB / Grace Brothers.
"WOW! its like all bent and shit!!"
"Its totally space age"
"Do you think my hand looks big on this?"
by Jackmebones May 8, 2012
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keyboard samurai

Someone who hides behind a computer and threatens another person over the Internet, using very threatening language. Such a person is 110% a pussy and will run away like a deer when confronted in life but will easily trash talk on the Internet wielding his keyboard.
"Man I'll fucking cut tour throat open and feed your flesh to your mom you fucking dead man walking. Make sure the cops catch you before I do!"

"Woah we have a keyboard samurai over here. Come get me faggot!"
by The Holy Wanker March 10, 2014
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