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Kobe!

1: The tastiest beef in the world. Melts in your mouth.
2: A cool city in Japan, between the sea and the moutains. Next to Osaka and Kyoto.

3: A b-ball player who passed in a Heli crash.
>You like that Kobe in Kobe with Kobe!?
>Yeah man, all 3 are the best in the world!
by CCCCChode January 30, 2023
mugGet the Kobe!mug.

Kobe Colorado

In July 2003, allegations of sexual assault were made against professional basketball player Kobe Bryant by a 19-year-old woman. On July 18, 2003, news media reported that the sheriff's office in Eagle, Colorado, had arrested Bryant in connection with an investigation of a sexual assault complaint, filed by a 19-year-old hotel employee. The woman accused Bryant of raping her in his hotel room on the night of June 30. Bryant had checked into The Lodge and Spa at Cordillera, a hotel in Edwards, Colorado. In short he forced the ball in the hoop that night
DAMN BRO HE STRAIHGHT UP DID A KOBE COLORADO ON THAT BIH
by Ancientbluesky September 11, 2025
mugGet the Kobe Coloradomug.

Kobe jack

When a guy is edging for three days and finally cums and shoots a three-pointers
Did you hear how Alyssa made John Kobe jack
by Dumb_bitch_03 April 8, 2020
mugGet the Kobe jackmug.

Kobe Pete

a liter GAWD thats good at everything he does and everyone wants to be like him
“Is that Kobe Pete i want to be just like him when i grow up just not as short😩”
MY FAULT OG😩
by Kobe KCP February 13, 2021
mugGet the Kobe Petemug.

Kobe

The man who made our paper ball shots that much better.
Joe was going to make a paper ball shot before he shot, he shouted ¨kobe
by i did not cough in my arm joe January 27, 2020
mugGet the Kobemug.

Kobe

He is very cute. A stoner, does lots of drugs, knows what he wants and when he wants it, and gets it. He may lie a lot, but has a good heart. Very rarely shows interest in things unless it’s drugs, sometimes his friends. You’re lucky if he’s ever nice to you. But he is so hot. Also easy to fall in love with.
Person 1: “You know Kobe? I think I’m in love with him.”

Person 2: “Omg that one hot druggie? I think I love him too.”
by 😏🤝😩 April 7, 2022
mugGet the Kobemug.

Doing a Kobe

Doing a Kobe - the act of having sexual relations with overweight women like your scoring a three pointer.
Look at him with Gorlock he’s doing a Kobe
by Digz_mcr April 28, 2025
mugGet the Doing a Kobemug.

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