keegan

A person who parties hard and has humiliating pictures taken of themselves while they are inebriated.

Person 1: "Dude, did you see all the photos from last night's party?"
Person 2: "Naw man, any funny ones?"
Person 1: "Oh definitely. This one guy pulled a fucking keegan and there are pictures of him deep-throating a 151 bottle."
Person 2: "Classic."

by mclovin101 November 27, 2009

Keestan

A girl who is spunky, smart, sexy, silly, and giggly!

Leader of the Smurfs

" Keestan is my favorite"

by bridget22 May 4, 2009

Keegan Ross

A Big Fat pussy that cant fight for shit and is all bark and no bite who also likes dudes.

Yo bro stop being a keegan ross.

by 69Epic_Gamer69420 April 29, 2019

Kees

Kees is an absaloute alpha chad you cant say he dosent get bitches as that would just be false, however the dont know the dark truth of his 1 millimetre defeater. He also is dutch if he is anything but dutch his name is James.

Kees you get 0 bitches -James
Dont lie dumbass -Jesus

by Frog2 May 23, 2022

keegan

Keegan is quite the silly goose. He smells like dust and fritos. His super thicc in the toes. He has big fat balls and he’s built like big foot.

Me: Keegan
Keegan: What?

Me: nice balls!
Keegan: Thanks!

by AyishaAbou November 22, 2022

She For Keeps

She for keeps

Is she for keeps?

I guess she is the right girl for me

by VictOr Cage January 24, 2018

Keegan

A poor fuckin' ape who eats his own fuck. (fuck is a type of juice if you try hard enough.)

Hey, Keegan, your a fucking faggot!

by DickTitsMcgeeBobsaget SKRAM January 8, 2010