Jump on a grenade

The generous act of flirting or even dating a certain individual to distract them from, and possibly loose interest in a different individual (usually a friend).

Guy 1: hey man, I need to ask you a favor. I think Nicole is hitting on me.

Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.

Guy 2: I got you man.

by calmdownyoufuckingsjw August 17, 2016

jump shart

When you've accepted the fart you can't hold, and you still shit yourself

I was in the elevator and was trying to hold the fart, upon release I jump sharted

by yodrian July 21, 2016

jump in the bag

kys

Let's all jump in the bag after school.

by Liam Knoeppfler May 18, 2016

Jump in the pool together

When you find a gem like no other gem and you let her know it because she's worth keeping forever.

Typical M fearlessly leaped while B cannon-balled as they decided to jump in the pool together.

by Tuurtaaal Lover 92a October 5, 2016

jump dab

A jump dab is when you dab and jump at the same time

Hey, Amanda, can you demonstrate what a jump dab is?

by KoolCatz263 November 24, 2016

Jump-A-Dump

when you jump and crap at the same time.

Guy 1:Oh my god, you see that guy over there??
Guy 2: yeah... why?
Guy 1: HE JUST DID A JUMP-A-DUMP!!!
Guy 2: damn!

by ConnorDotEXE November 30, 2016

jump off

to only date a girl for her friends..

why were you with that fat ugly girl last night?

she was juat a jump off ,i wanna get with her sister but i dont know her

by NorCal Slanger January 5, 2017