Jordan

Jordan is the most amazing guy you will ever meet he so nice he is so funny and he is the best with the lady's

Oh man I wish I had a myself a jordan

by Julieiscool89 June 17, 2016

Jordan

a fuckboi that is a P.O.S. and lies about everything

Christian: hey john, why didn’t Jordan show up to school today?
John: idk he’s probably skipping school , but i guarantee if you ask him why, he’ll make up a fake lie about how he was “sick”

by rotten pineapple January 17, 2018

Jordan

Another word for a huge dick.

Hey, that dude seems pretty mean.
Oh yeah, He's a Jordan

by Squidward's Testicles May 4, 2018

Jordan

A Extremely stylish individual

Did you see Jordan the other day, total fashion mogul

by assasin May 5, 2018

Jordan

(Female) Jordan is a total snake, She will pretend to be kind but once you get to know her she’s a bitchy, lying, hoe. Jordan’s always have peoples names in their mouths, they can’t keep quiet about anyone. She also looks like a spider with her skinny little legs.

Girl: ew a spider!!
Boy: lol that’s just Jordan

by KatySnow2010 February 10, 2018

Jordan

A ginger with a mouth that's bigger than his brain and likes to annoy people.A Jordan is also a person that never shuts up and teases relentlessly. He acts all cool but he can be a good friend. Jordan's do not now the meaning of the word quiet.

Person 1: Who's that Ginger over there?
Person 2: They're shouting it must be Jordan.

by AmarilloSkies January 25, 2017

Jordan

An extremely annoying, angry and obsessive person. Hates to be told he’s wrong and thinks the world is against him. Has a huge nose and often likes fake black music (e.g childish gamdini). Usually has one comeback, that being shit up and gets upset about almost everything. Often falls in love with a girl and then becomes obsessed. Don’t break a Jordan’s heart, you’ll never hear the end of it...

Oh no... Jordan’s coming...

by Mow-Lester October 31, 2019