someone that you love with your entire heart. someone that means more to you than anyone else. you'll die for this person and you wouldn't regret it. you want to spend the rest of your life with them- literally. you'd kiss them until your lips fell off and you'd hug them until your arms broke. there's nobody else in your entire life that you love more. i love you, jordan.
by jadi is real April 8, 2019
Get the jordanmug. by Chickenwaffle89 March 5, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan, shes a beautiful amazing wonderful human. But she's a cheater(watch out for that). She's very beautiful, sexy, and down for whatever. She will smoke yo smoke so yeah she cool. She doesn't like most but when she does she absolutely loves them. She talks to too many guys while y'all are dating. She's unfaithful, but damn she's beautiful.
by N!GGA July 1, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan - An annoying short kid who will desperately deprive himself of jokes in hopes someone will laugh, which they rarely do. Also insanely obsessed with video games, and will usually have an expensive PC. And of course, was a hardcore Minecraft gamer at some point in their lives.
Guy 1: "Hey, you know that Jordan kid over ther-"
Guy 2: "Oh, him. Yeah, I don't wanna hear another one of his jokes. I do not want to relive that."
Guy 2: "Oh, him. Yeah, I don't wanna hear another one of his jokes. I do not want to relive that."
by Largeboi21 November 2, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. Christian: hey john, why didn’t Jordan show up to school today?
John: idk he’s probably skipping school , but i guarantee if you ask him why, he’ll make up a fake lie about how he was “sick”
John: idk he’s probably skipping school , but i guarantee if you ask him why, he’ll make up a fake lie about how he was “sick”
by rotten pineapple January 17, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. by fuck whoever took my name May 21, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. Tall and very handsome dont put his trust in no nigga always chasing money and bout a check with a big dick.
(Jordan)
by All about money January 8, 2017
Get the Jordanmug.