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Joel

Ayee wuzguud Joel
by chickenmcshiz November 21, 2023
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He does not follow the rules. He is the one running the chaos, sitting behind that computer.. watching it unfold. He is the reason everything is going chaotic. He is the one running it all.

Also known as the game-master of the 2024 video game Helldivers 2 who runs the galactic war and makes MOs, starts defenses, etc
"Oh god this world is so chaotic right now.."
"Blame Joel!"
"Blame who?"
"Joel! He's the reason why everything is chaotic!"
by isntdylanvibing July 25, 2024
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A self harming depressed bitch, who doesn’t have a life, who doesn’t have a girlfriend and can’t get one, even if he does get on the relationship isn’t gonna last, sometimes dreams about jumping off a balcony, somehow makes matters worse rather than make them better
Person 1: “someone is trying to kill themselves do something!”
Person 2: “is it Joel?”
Person 1: “yes”
Person 2: “why am I not surprised
by Simp.16 November 21, 2021
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He’s an absolute fruity don and if not careful will clap your mums left clit till soggy. If you don’t use your words carefully around him he will grab your knob and tie it into a knot
:bully”hey Joel give me your sperm you jumbo sized mug” :Joel”who the fuck do you think your talking to”. :Joel”*ties knob into the shape of a giraffe
by Bobs a dollop November 23, 2021
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joel bowers

Deadbeat father, nutted infront of a bunch of 8th graders while teaching a lesson!
by JayKnowitall December 9, 2024
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The greatest drug lord you will ever find in the whole of Latin America, fuck Pablo Escobar, joel was the don. He was the one who guided Pablo Escobar to become the greatest drug lord in the world. “Money power women drugs” was Joel’s motto for a successful career.
Mum who is that?
‘Shush, it’s Joel your worst fuckin nightmare
by Lakesidesmsm November 23, 2021
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An angry, bitter little man who usually supports Liverpool and therefore believes he is god's gift. A terrible friend who sponges food from everyone and never gets the beers in.
Hey Joel it's your turn to get the beers in???
(Joel) sorry boys I've got to go home family emergency!
by Bigmadandy September 30, 2023
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