Jesse Chips

Slang for Jesus Christ

John-"Hey you wanna go to church in the morning?"

James- "What are you, fucking nuts? I love Jesse Chips but I'm not going to church."

by ShaneWood January 9, 2012

The Messy Jesse

When your fucking a chick in the ass and it packs too much air into her anatomical colo-capacity causing an atmospheric vacuum outside the stink rocket. Subsequently upon pulling out, the back pressure evacuates her larges intestine's contents and ends up atomized over half your bedroom.

"Dooooood, you landed the hott ass chick you were talking to at the party last night?"
"yeah man!"
"Fuck yeah bro, she was hot as fuck!"
"Hell yeah but i dont have the cash for all the fuckin' dry cleaning."
"Wait.. Why, was she on her on her period?"
"Nahhh, it was a being defined as the messy Jesse dude.. i gotta replace my carpet."

by bottomoftheshaftlova October 10, 2019

Jess Yadav

Jess Yadav is honestly one of the most beautiful, gorgeous people in this universe even though she thinks she's not, she really is. Jess Yadav normally hides the fact that she thinks she's ugly with humor but when actually she's pretty and just overall a beautiful, stunning baddie.

Don't upset and/or annoy Jess Yadav, she'll be very angry and will forever hold a grudge against you (Trust me don't do it).

Jess Yadav always has her best friends back, if someone has been horrible or nasty to you she'll make you feel better and let you rant on and on about it. Jess Yadav will never betray you, she never will.

In conclusion Jess Yadav is one of the kindest, beautiful, stunning, gorgeous angels in the whole entire universe.

Love you Jess :')

Person: Who is that?!
Her bestie: That's Jess Yadav, she's beautiful isn't she!!
Person: Yep she definitely is!
Her bestie: Treat her right.

by How fun! May 31, 2019

JESSING AROUND

jessing around means to avoid any and all important tasks.

man I wanted to get my report done but i couldn't stop jessing around

by b-aller February 19, 2019

katie jess

a great person who will use house plants, her annoying ass dog and glasses which she can never find as a weapon, she will probably murder you in your sleep... unless... an aries whore who likes serial killers and bill hader. She is possibly a 40 year old man in a mask.

katie jess is the best but also the worst

by dahmernoodles October 31, 2019

Jess Glynne

Jessica Hannah Glynne is an English singer and songwriter known simply as Jess Glynne. She released her debut single Right Here in 2014. However, she didn't rise in popularity until later that year, in which Rather Be, a collaboration with Clean Bandit, and My Love, a collaboration with Route 94, had her rise in popularity. She as of now has released two studio albums, I Cry When I Laugh and Always In Between. Even though these two albums have received mixed reviews, they both were a commercial success.

Person 1: I don't care what some of the critics say. Jess Glynne makes amazing records! She has a great fanbase too, imo.
Person 2: Agreed. Queen’s fanbase can burn. Half of the Gorillaz fans too. Oh, Tool fans can burn too.
Person 3: You guys are taking Jess and her fans too seriously. Remember that every fanbase has good and bad. Same with the bands you mentioned.

by OldandNew2014 March 11, 2019

Jesse and Carlos

two dumbasses with big hearts and no brains despite the fact that some of us rather enjoy the company of these athletic men with abs carved of gold and shoulder blades made of marble. they are pure gods whom you would be blessed with being in the presence of. imagine the sexual encounters you could enjoy with the two of men. the raw tension. imagine being in a secluded cabin with us for a month. no wifi, no tv. just us steaming in the hot sexual atmosphere. amazing.

"hey are those Jesse and Carlos?"
"no, they're just dumbasses"
"what's the difference?"

by p0lar March 24, 2019