He'd slug your jaw

The final de-evolution of combat roleplay. These words only come from the mouths of absolute apes.
Person 1: (extremely detailed attack)
Person 2: He'd slug your jaw
Person 1: wtf nigga
by Big Fat Niggaballs March 26, 2023
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Jawed in

1. appreciating something so much that you can't quit making it, watching it, doing it, and so forth

2. extremely intrigued and excited about (something)

3. enjoying something so much that it takes up a ton of your time and attention.

4. When someone is hooked to the jaws of a fish.
I am so jawed in on this TV show

My aunt is so jawed in by movies, she can watch them all day.

My family and I enjoy fishing, we can be jawed in on it for hours.

She spent a lot of years jawed in on baking and cooking.

His leg was jawed in by the shark.
by Nerd Writer December 09, 2020
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jawed in

1. appreciating something so much that you can't quit making it, watching it, doing it, and so forth

2. extremely intrigued and excited about (something)

3. enjoying something so much that it takes up a ton of your time and attention.

4. When someone is hooked to the jaws of a fish.
I am so jawed in on this TV show

My aunt is so jawed in by movies, she can watch them all day.

My family and I enjoy fishing, we can be jawed in on it for hours.

His leg was jawed in by the shark
by Nerd Writer December 09, 2020
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jaw session

A euphemism for a blow job.

Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.
Tobias: ‘I was hoping to have a jaw session with you’

Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’

Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’

Michael: ‘What’s her name’

Tobias: ‘Michael’
by Phalange Asphyxiation November 28, 2022
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Jaw Jack

When you grab a stolen object from someone and use the same momentum to elbow them in the face, simultaneously knocking them out and reclaiming your property.
Eric Sparrow: What do you say? One last trip around the neighborhood. Winner takes the tape.
Steve: elbows Eric and grabs the stolen tape
Stacy Peralta: Holy shit, you just jaw jacked Eric!
by jawjackerericsparrow June 16, 2021
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Jaw War

"I have just had a right Jaw war with the man from the council"
by Iamnotwordy December 15, 2016
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Jaws the revenge

Inserting you index finger and middle finger into a menstruating virgina. Quickly pulling your fingers out kicking them up and down as if swimming from a shark.
Man, me bird was on the rag last night had to Jaws the revenge on that bloody thing.
by Tafkag July 04, 2019
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