Jake

A person who sucks a lot and yeah he sucks. If you ever come across a Jake turn and run cuz he sucks.

That guy is such a bitch, he must be a Jake.

by Godly Person 1646812374 November 30, 2017

Jake

Jake: the act of saying something obvious

Adam you’re such a Jake

by esplash30 January 2, 2019

Jake

A retard that eats meth. he's the type of guy to steals memes from Reddit and reposts them on Instagram. He can't cook all he knows is McDonald’s, charge they phones, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie. He's also a boomer

Random person: Bruh this meme is so funny Instagram is full of OC
Other person: JAKE ALERT

by Yew_know November 26, 2019

Jake

Someone who is tall but dumb and good at soccer

Jake is very dumb

by I’m a physcopath October 11, 2020

Jake

A chicken nugget who shits on the chief

Look at that Jake

by Goggie ahah November 24, 2018

Jake

A little bitch that likes to fuck around in school. No matter wat he will fucking bother you. And he will transfer to a red neck by reading an urban dictionary of a redneck.

Jake is a fucking jerk when it comes to school. jk.

by 1234556678909000 September 23, 2019

Jaked

adjective meaning someone who appears briefly and then takes off for long periods of time.

I wonder if he he'll be back. I hate it when he Jakes us.

by JVGR July 2, 2004