jerk jacket

A special rain slicker worn while masterbating to deter any errant cum strands.

Also refers to a condom worn only to jerk off into.

Whoa, whoa, hold your horses there tiger, lemme get my jerk jacket on first!

by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008

Ball Jacked

The act of a woman wanting to make a man a husband in a very short time frame.

Everything was going great with sally but then she ball jacked me and now were getting married next week.

by absinthe_psychologist January 18, 2010

Columbus Blue Jackets

A professional hockey team in the NHL. This team was founded in 2000 as an expansion team. Though up till now their success has lacked as a team (Rick Nash got the Rocket Richard trophy for most goals in a season though), the start of the 2007-2008 has been kind to them. Once a team struggling and trying to build a solid franchise is now seeking to make it into the playoffs. So far, they are the only active team not to make the playoffs.

Before: The Columbus Blue Jackets lost again. Go fucking figure.

Now: The Columbus Blue Jackets won again. Go fucking figure.

by The kid your mom warned you about in kindergarden December 4, 2007

Jackrabbit

To fuck like a bunny (aka: all the time)

Man, you guys are a couple of jackrabbits!

by Supercruise July 12, 2008

Jacked

jacked- stoked or pumped or excited

Shit man!!! that fight got me "Jacked"

oh the test is cancelled that makes me "jacked"

by Josh hill November 8, 2006

Kenora Dinner Jacket

A wool reversible jacket, with red plaid on one side, and hunter’s orange on the other.

Look at this hoser wearing his kenora dinner jacket, must be a formal out on sabasquaw

by Therealrothman March 20, 2019

jackard

jackard is simply another term to call someone a jackass or an idiot.

Quinn is a big fucking jackard, because he thinks my definiton is not "clever and witty" enough, when really, I couldn't care less, because it doesn't need to be clever and witty, it just needs to explain the fucking word.

by Reba Mac October 8, 2006