Christmas Adam (which can also be known as Christmas Eve Eve) is December 23rd, the day before Christmas Eve. Because in the Bible, Adam was created before Eve, Christmas Adam is the day before Christmas Eve.
by Miss'Deeds December 24, 2009
A massively joyful event for a dog - usually involving leftovers being passed down, or finding tasty roadkill
This steak is five days old - time for doggie christmas!
So he found this totally flat squirrel, and before I could stop him, it was like doggie christmas
So he found this totally flat squirrel, and before I could stop him, it was like doggie christmas
by Spax December 21, 2005
lonely christmas is a term which refers to smell of a middle aged man whose only current relationship is with alcohol and his co-workers.
by matticah February 03, 2008
When one buys a large amount of things on sale or gets an abundance of free stuff, it is considered Indian Christmas
Person 1: "Why the hell did you bring all these shampoo samples home?!?"
Person 2: "Because it's Indian Christmas!!!!"
Person 1: "Since when?"
Person 2: "Since I brought these home! Aaaand I bought all of this manager's special donuts!"
Person 1: (palms own forehead) "Oh God..."
Person 2: "Because it's Indian Christmas!!!!"
Person 1: "Since when?"
Person 2: "Since I brought these home! Aaaand I bought all of this manager's special donuts!"
Person 1: (palms own forehead) "Oh God..."
by Dayne White Bull November 24, 2010
A sex act colloquially referred to as 'decorating someone and lighting them up'. In layman's terms, giving someone a pearl necklace and beating the hell out of them.
Steve came into the office today bragging about how he had given a Christmas Tree to Charlene from accounting. I didn't believe him until I saw the bruises.
by T-Bone Hardy January 25, 2010
On Christmas day, before the receiver wakes up, you jerk off until you are about to cum. Right before you cum you wake the person up by smacking them in the face with a mistletoe, and start singing, ''White Christmas'' as you cum on their face.
By the time I was done giving her a steamy "White Christmas,'' I was singing to her "And may all your Christmases be white.''
by ThatGuyThisGuy December 26, 2012
Someone who hates Christmas.
Shopping malls, greed, annoying kids, buying toys, Santa Claus, Frosty, cold winters, ice on the road, lights, Christmas carols, political (in)correctness, annoying radio, deadlines, "the mother in law", what's not to hate?
Comes from the phrase "player hater".
Shopping malls, greed, annoying kids, buying toys, Santa Claus, Frosty, cold winters, ice on the road, lights, Christmas carols, political (in)correctness, annoying radio, deadlines, "the mother in law", what's not to hate?
Comes from the phrase "player hater".
Jesus Christ is a Christmas hater.
by ChristmasHater September 27, 2009