international circle-jerk

a web of international alliances so complex that nobody really knows who's allied with who.

the cause of the first world war.

"first franz ferdinand was shot...and then there was such a massive international circle-jerk going on that everybody felt that they had to get involved."

by tangerine kicks daisies March 31, 2009

International Fuck Britain Month

The month in which an absolute fuck-ton of Countries have declared independence from Britain over the course of human history.

Also known as: July

Person 1: Happy International Fuck Britain Month!
Person 2: *Fires a Firework*
A British Person: What in the goddamn?

by Aqua Markwin July 11, 2021

the internet

A very bad idea. Trust me.

Whoever invented the internet should be drawn and quartered.

by istancow August 3, 2010

internet warrior

One who frequents message boards, acting tough and talking down to people to make themselves feel better.

TheJim22 was talking trash over at WBW, what an internet warrior.

by TheZodiac April 19, 2005

Internet Hot

Used as an adjective:

When someone (particularly a picture of someone on the Internet) has a hotness level inversely proportional to the skill level in photoshop it would take to make an average person reach that level of hotness.

This is best used for profiles on dating sites where the person has had 'professional' photos made for their profile.

You see someone really hot on a dating site, and your friend tells you they are about a 8 in terms of being Internet Hot, which means it would only take someone using Photoshop a skill level of 2 to make them that attractive.

by DickArmy October 22, 2009

Internet

The greatest source of stupidity in the universe.

Internet guy #1: Hey man did you see that youtube vid of some kid named Fred screaming all over the place talking about crap no one cares about!
Internet guy #2: YEAH LOLZORZ ROFLMAO IT WAS TEH EPIC
Internet guy #3: HEY BOB HOW WAS YOUR DAY I WATCHED JUSTIN BEIBER ALL DAY AND THE JONAS BROTHERS EVEN THOUGH IM A GUY
B0bMaster789: o u no. teh usual. gettin ep1c l00t for my lvl 80 elf druid on WoW.
Internet troll: WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS NEED TO GET LAID. SERIOUSLY YOUR SUCH FUCKING LOS-- "Honey time for bed!"..."NOT NOW MOM!!! PLEASE!!" *cries*

by Some dumb guy August 28, 2010

The dress that broke the internet

A dress someone posted online that for some odd reason have people seeing it as white and gold, and some people seeing it as blue and black. It's blue and black and the company that made the dress even confirmed it.

Sally showed the dress that broke the internet to her dad and he said that it was white and gold.

by xboxsuckspsftw February 27, 2015