Instagramosis

Someone who's addicted to Instagram. They cant go 3 hours without Instagram in there lifes.

Wow, bro you def got Instagramosis

by Dyliscious March 12, 2019

Intable

When you are playing a game and you are close to winning. But then your team starts intso the other team says intable.

Intable easy game.

by Hardinting bronze 1 April 8, 2019

instagrazing

The act of aimlessly scrolling and clicking on Instagram for way too long, as though something useful, productive or revelatory could ever come of it.

Phone grazing.

- Hey man, what have you been doing?
- Oh, nothing really, just instagrazing.

by Stivchik April 25, 2019

Instagiv

Instagiv is the act of donating or monetarily supporting e-begging that is portrayed between rather busty, ratchet, or promiscuous Instagram thots.

Did you see Ghetto barbie gyrating her voluptuous buttocks basking in all of the thirst guzzlers instagivin?

by Dr.D Fraud May 13, 2019

Instagram life

When someone is copying the life of an Instagram influencer

Yo bro wanna hit the juul?
Hell yeah bro that's that Instagram life

by Big Ox August 6, 2019

Instagram Toaster

Not to be confused with the Instagram filter called "toaster." This is a phenomenon that has been emerging on social media since 2013. An Instagram toaster is a slightly above average man or woman whose attractiveness is over-exaggerated by professionally taken Insta photos. Instagram toasters often have a large number of followers/likes on their photos, resulting in their egos to rise up and causing them to become wannabe Kim Kardashians. The women often draw on eyebrows that have been getting thicker since 2016 and have a face caked up with "natural" looking make up but actually end up looking like a pop tart that just came out of a toaster. Male Insta toasters tend to be straight men that aim to present as sensitive twinks. Something both male and female Insta toasters have in common is that they often love to caption their Insta photos with something seemingly inspirational, especially when their real aim is to actually flex, because they want to flex without making it seem like they are flexing. They also tend to take 100s of pictures in different exotic locations during a single day and post them periodically to make their lives seem more exciting than they actually are. Most Instagram toasters are in their late teens/early-mid 20s. However, there are Instagram toasters as young as 13 and as old as 35. They think they are semi-famous because of their attention on social media, although they don't realize how generic and common being an Instagram toaster is in 2019.

*Two teenage girls fooling around in 2026*

Muffy: *draws on thick eyebrows, contours nose, and puts on mascara and eye liner*
Caroline: Muffy, what the fuck? You look like you're an Instagram toaster from 2017. You've gotta be kidding me.

by MagicCarpLand September 6, 2019

Instagram

Instagram is a platform built for little baby bitches that like to thieve memes.

“You’re have instagram?”

“GiMmE YoUr MeMeS BitCh”

by yuh691 October 10, 2019