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Indian Slap

When you have take a shit and have no toilet paper, you slap the water, and then slap your asshole to clean it.
Bro! Kyle ran out of TP and had to indian slap!
by John Graves August 18, 2020
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Indian week

A week spent eating only in Indian restaurants, preferably eating curries with increasing heat as the week progesses ending with a Vindaloo. This should only be attempted by experienced eaters with incredibly strong stomachs, or it could result in serious issues.
Who's that guy running to the toilet? Oh he must be a wuss that attempted Indian week.
by AJ McD November 12, 2010
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Indian Luigi

The act of shitting on the dick while having gay sex and then sticking it back in
Dude I just did an Indian Luigi with my brother
by chinacheezit May 1, 2023
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Internet Indian

A person from India who you deal with when you need IT or similar help over the phone who claims that they live in the United States. Commonly used word by entitled developed countries in reference to developing/shithole countries.
I needed help setting up my Hulu membership, but when I called an internet Indian answered the phone and didn’t end up being much help.
by Jc mv August 28, 2019
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indian submarine

When you call a support call center, and you can't understand what they're saying so you shove the phone up your ass and fart loudly to see how they feel.
I tried to fix my computer yesterday and couldn't understand what the fuck they were saying, so I gave myself an Indian submarine.
by Dickcheeseforrabbits August 13, 2017
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