voyeuristic shopping

deriving satisfaction by watching others buy various things in the market.

He is a skinflint and hardly goes shopping in a chic market; however, he visits such a market so as to enjoy himself by watching other shoppers. In other words, he likes voyeuristic shopping.

by uttam maharjan December 14, 2011

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shopping face

The out-of-the-ordinary, focused face one (usually an elderly person) makes while shopping or specifically making sure something is a good deal. Sometimes includes angry eyebrows, pursed lips, and squinty eyes. Can also resemble a thinking face.

"Haha. Look at the grandpas shopping face. He looks like a tard. "
"Your mom has a shopping face."

by Laminailem January 26, 2011

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soap shop

A place where women rub female customers until they ejaculate

Guy 1 : Oh snap i forgot my soap at the soap shop
Guy 2 speaks quietly : Why would you even want to bring your semen with you?
Guy 1 : What?
Guy 2 : What?

by Perhaps a pedophile January 31, 2018

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smoke shop

A cannabis dispensary, usually in California or some other legal state

Ty Dolla $ign: We gon' hit the smoke shop we gon' get high

by OhhBessell May 22, 2018

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window shopping

When you try to have sex and can't get it up.

I woke up this morning wanting to get some and went window shopping instead.

by magicfast1 April 13, 2010

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corner shop

a grocery shop ususally located on the corner of a street. the owner is usually called Mr Patel and the shop is open 24/7 the shop is open 24/7 because all of the windows are too expensive to replace once they have been smashed by neighbour hood drive bys and townies
the owner usually has a son called jay who has performed work experience in a Texaco garage. only two childern are allowed at any one time although they usually break the door down and raid the shop.

person1: yo u wanna get sumthing to eat?
person2: yeh lets go to mac donalds!
Person1: Fcuk that! why pay when we can eat 4 free.
Person2: True...lets raid that corner shop
kids walking by: you gonna raid that shop?
Person:1 FO' shizzle
Person3: Ok, let me get the 12 gauge shotty outa ma pants.

by lloyd's cousin January 12, 2005

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