Ukulele Shops

the cyber world's easiest music instrument shop ... get the coolest ukulele brand made in the USA ... see how they stand strong while all others fall flat on their face

Attractive Beach Chic: I REALLY like your little ukulele ...

Beach Dude: thanks, I pluck its skinny little G-string (C, E and A, too) and it screams out the warmest vibes

Beach Chic: ooohhh, did you notice my little G-string bikini?

Beach Dude: Hey Soul Sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do, tonight ... but right now, I just wanna keep strummin'

Check out Ukulele Shops at:
www(dot)ukuleleshops.wordpress(dot)com

by UkuleleShops January 23, 2012

malt shop

The congregation of bitties in the 1950's. Where bros would go to poach the girl.

Hey man, let's go to the malt shop, I hear Ashley is down there.

by RaileyBace June 27, 2014

coupon-shopping

When someone takes a coupon book to the store and buys only the things that are in it. usually results in large amounts of spendings, justified by the amount saved.

mom went coupon-shopping today and spent over $300, but it was okay because she saved almost $50 extra!

by shehryar July 26, 2007

Pop Shop

A strip club that offers full nude dancers but serves no alcohol. Often available to 18+ due to the lack of liquor.

We can't go to Grinders since Joe is only 18. Let's try the pop shop instead.

by Antonin8079 September 22, 2013

window shopping

When you try to have sex and can't get it up.

I woke up this morning wanting to get some and went window shopping instead.

by magicfast1 April 13, 2010

corner shop

a grocery shop ususally located on the corner of a street. the owner is usually called Mr Patel and the shop is open 24/7 the shop is open 24/7 because all of the windows are too expensive to replace once they have been smashed by neighbour hood drive bys and townies
the owner usually has a son called jay who has performed work experience in a Texaco garage. only two childern are allowed at any one time although they usually break the door down and raid the shop.

person1: yo u wanna get sumthing to eat?
person2: yeh lets go to mac donalds!
Person1: Fcuk that! why pay when we can eat 4 free.
Person2: True...lets raid that corner shop
kids walking by: you gonna raid that shop?
Person:1 FO' shizzle
Person3: Ok, let me get the 12 gauge shotty outa ma pants.

by lloyd's cousin January 12, 2005

shopping cart

a basket on wheels from a store, usually Wal-Mart that a hobo fills with shit and lives with.

Man, that hobo sure got lots of shit on that shopping cart!

by FuckFuckTrolololololololStupid July 15, 2012