He's such a puddle slut
by Realize Everyone Aint Loyal July 22, 2020
A relationship lacking substance or depth. Often characterised by one person being emotionally unavailable or using the other person for personal gain.
"I fell in love with him, then I found out he was married and I was just a fling to him. Classic puddle love situation."
"Joni really loved Evan, but it turned out he was only using her for her money. Sounds like a case of puddle love."
"Joni really loved Evan, but it turned out he was only using her for her money. Sounds like a case of puddle love."
by Gentlycough September 20, 2022
A relationship lacking substance or depth. Often characterised by one person being emotionally unavailable or using the other person for personal gain.
"I fell in love with him, then I found out he was married and I was just a fling to him. Classic puddle love situation."
"Joni really loved Evan, but it turned out he was only using her for her money. Sounds like a case of puddle love."
"Joni really loved Evan, but it turned out he was only using her for her money. Sounds like a case of puddle love."
by Gentlycough September 20, 2022
by Thaiceking August 14, 2022
When the person has back dimples and you fuck them from behind in the shower / rain and back puddles form in their back dimples.
by Niccceeeeeayyyeee April 02, 2021
A Puddle Fuck is the act of a person (man woman or other) fucking a woman until she has squirted that much that she is lying in a puddle; hence puddle fuck
by Scottish edgit June 19, 2018
While hanging out on a Friday night, Joel, Josephine, and Ester have take E and participate in cuddle puddles as friends.
by Muddles1234 March 21, 2021