A situation in which one has a severe crush, to the extent that they hear their crush's name being mentioned, even though this isn't the case
by YesIjustSaidThat July 27, 2014
Ballet dancers have f'ed toes, baseball players have weird beards, but I can't believe he's got UFC ears!
by UFC ears December 20, 2020
Cloth-eared: (adj.) Describes a person who is dull, insensitive, or thick-headed. It refers pejoratively to one who acts as though their ears are made of (and functioning like) cloth, as a stuffed animal would have.
I've told you time and again, don't put the toothpaste in your mouth before your toothbrush, you cloth eared bog-trotter!
by Lakota Houston August 10, 2017
by papi p January 21, 2020
by executiveSA September 18, 2013
Fast ear is the feeling you get when you listen to a song you've heard before and think that it is faster than usual but it actually is the original speed. When this happens you should immediately turn the song off and come back later and listen to avoid any permanent damage.
Georgy- I have to get the song from a different site, that track is sped up.
Jessica- No it's not, its the same speed. You just got fast ear.
Jessica- No it's not, its the same speed. You just got fast ear.
by Mr. Rugby February 22, 2014
When a man and woman are having intercourse in the missionary position and the male positions the female's feet up towards her head near her ears.
by Sllewdear May 09, 2017