Hit the dirt!

An exclamation to warn others to brace for some serious damage by an explosive or vehicle.

Soldier 1: When did the rebels get tanks?

Commanding Officer: Those aren't tanks; those are bulldozers.

Soldier 2: Holy shit, commander, you're right!

Commanding Officer: Hit the dirt! They're coming this way!

by Stupidly Sophisticated April 25, 2020

dirt trap

A female of the slut variety who catches numerous STI's

That bird is a dirt trap

by A.JC May 6, 2015

Dirt Wallet

A vagina so filthy that it has begun to look like a dirt matted leather wallet. A Dirt Wallet will often carry diseases and should be avoided at all costs.

Dirt Wallets should only be approached after a thorough cleaning has been completed, and tests have been performed to ensure the Dirt Wallet is disease free.

Guy #1 - "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Guy #2 - "No, she had a total Dirt Wallet. I almost threw up."

by The Murricane January 5, 2011

dirt stank

When there a poop stain in ur pants or on ur toilet and it stank.

Who left a big dirt stank on the toilet.

by IzzzyJ July 18, 2023

Dirt Tornado

When a person spins in place while having anal sex in the "cowgirl" position

She came over to my place last night and while we were having sex she gave me a dirt tornado.

by Darkchyylde September 28, 2019

A noise with dirt on it

BOY a noise with dirt on it, we like cars and loud noises

Oh hey look that’s a boy also known as a noise with dirt on it There he is working on his Camaro

by Yaboi125 June 15, 2021

Dirt Chicken

Tyler James Laplante, the pure definition of a dirt chicken in the wild

Wow, Tyler is quite the dirt chicken and should be arrested for multiple felony crimes.

by YaBoiCorn21 June 7, 2022