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duck into the woods

Duck into the woods is a call to action used by skiers and snowboarders to get off the main ski runs and poach the backcountry of tree skiing. Ducking the rope is often associated with a duck into the woods, as many out of bounds skiing and riding areas are bordered by trees.

The Jackson Hole Air Force would silently duck into the woods to avoid capture by the ski patrol for skiing outside the Jackson Hole Ski Area boundary.
The Jackson Hole Air Force would silently duck into the woods to avoid capture by the ski patrol for skiing outside the Jackson Hole Ski Area boundary.

Dude, let's duck into the woods and smoke a fatty.
by The Snow Prophet May 13, 2010
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good as wood

Same meaning as good as gold from the 'good as x' family.
Wood is good right? Think about it? No wood is no good at all now is it?
Tumpa: "Hey, are we on for tonight?"

Eru: "Yeah, we're good as wood"
by Erueti April 23, 2006
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Satan wood

A type of morning wood that happens only on Sunday morning thus making you late to church.
I would have made it to church on time, but I woke up with a Satan wood. So I had to beat it into submission.
by bmochillin September 16, 2012
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Driving Wood

The event of an erection in a moving automobile despite the lack of pornographic or copulative activity.

In the current vernacular, it may be described as "having a boner in the car even when nothing sexy's going on".

It is caused by the vibrations caused by the movement of the car.
Dude, can you pull over? I've got some mad driving wood I need to take care of.
by chaosportalfilms January 27, 2010
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Weather Wood

When a meteorologist gets really excited over a big weather event.
Person 1: "Wow there is a huge storm coming in!"
Person 2: I know, the weather guy is getting a weather wood."
by M1D1 August 21, 2014
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Woods Monster

A feral creature known to inhabit the woods of Vermont. Similar to the Jersey Devil, many have spotted this creature but none have confirmed video footage. It appears to be female and lives on a diet of alcohol and pickles. If you see it emerge from the woods, do not make eye contact and don’t make sudden movements. Offerings of alcohol are often made by local men in order to gain the trust of Woods Monster.
Did you see that?! It just crossed the road in front of us. I think it was a Woods Monster. It’s real!
by Orbert83 August 14, 2020
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security wood

The guy you keep on the backburner who is always a guaranteed dicking when you need it.
"Im on the hunt for some man meat tonight ladies but I've still got my security wood on speed dial."
by Savingmybuttforsatan May 12, 2017
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