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God

Sus/Imposter
God is sus because he's always sitting in security and watching everyone through cams(even when you're naked) .
God is the imposter, God is sus sitting on cams watching us jerk off.
by Cutiepie Amish November 16, 2020
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God

Believed by many to be the director, producer, and writer of the shit show that is Humanity
Alien 1 (Dave): Hey Jeff, have you seen the latest season of Humanity? I hear they finally developed motorized transportation!

Alien 2 (Jeff): Nah, God's been lazy lately. I mean come on, the last flood was like 5000 years ago! Maybe it's time we conquer Earth, just to spice things up a bit. That'll raise the ratings.
by steps15 July 4, 2017
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God

Big strong sexy bold (Thanos) can murder half the universe and repair it with flex tape
by Killerlead January 9, 2019
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God

Steffen Karl Stefansonn
by Connor_ok October 25, 2018
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God

A lot of people's imaginary friend.
If an adult has an imaginary friend, their mad. If lots of people believe, it's called believing in God.
by Atheist101 May 11, 2021
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A thing Christians believe in. What? Did you expect a rant that is two essays long saying that the Christians are mere fools and how God is a sadist in a view of an Atheist's eyes?
Christian: I believe in god
Atheists: STFU god dosen't exist, the world is created due to the Big Bang theory.
by ekoa192 January 26, 2020
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God

John: Who stole my milk?
Bob: It was probably god.
by BobTheBoss August 10, 2020
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