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Iron blowjob

Getting a blowjob from a person wearing braces.
Man Jen gives good head but be careful her iron blowjob may cut you.
by Unixfreak31 February 27, 2021
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butt-iron

Anything desired so strongly that possessing/achieving THAT SPECIFIC THING becomes an obsession in the mind of the desirer, an obsession that compels them to go to absurd, even destructive, even self-destructive lengths to acquire the thing, sometimes ignoring easier options in the process. The ends do NOT justify the means here, but they "gotta have that butt-iron". Taken from the science video where it is explained how much magnetic force Magneto would have to exert to extract the iron from the guard in X-Men II; long before he could have extracted it, he would have exerted enough magnetic force to escape several times over, but he's "gotta have that butt-iron"
Me: Dude! Why do you need THAT car? We passed three dealerships on the way! I think we ran over a guy back there!
You: I gotta have that butt-iron! I gotta!
by Balloonie-cat1 August 30, 2022
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Iron Man

His real name is Tony Stark. Now you know his secret. Bwahahahahaaaaaa*cough**cough*hahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!
Damn that Iron Man foiled my attempt to rule the world! He raided my hidden fortress and blasted my Super Destructo Laser Thingy before I could test it on Canada.
by Dr. Doom May 30, 2004
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Iron Maiden

The other important British heavy metal band, next to Black Sabbath. They're a decent band, they're not godlike like most fans say, nor do they suck @$$ like the haters claim. Have you ever noticed that all the UD definitions of this band fall on the two extremes of opinion?
I mean, there are the people that drool on the band's shoes, and those that pi$$ on them.
Iron Maiden uber-fan: OMDG, Iron Maiden rule all!
Iron Maiden non-fan: Noooo, they suck big time!
*they argue*
Reasonable person: Iron Maiden are OK. They good, but not great.
Uber-fan and non-fan both: FAGGOT! Hey, we agree on something!
Reasonable person: *groans*
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Iron Chef

The coolest show ever made. ALLEZ CUISINE!
Dude, Iron Chef is coming on!
Fuck, channel 68, hurry!
by Name March 21, 2003
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post-ironic

An unintentional response to Gen X's use of sarcasm, a post-ironic comment is one which the speaker actually says what they feel, but with a sarcastic tone. A post-ironic comment is usually accompanied with a wink or some other motion to make the listener feel that the speaker is joking, even though they're not.
Dan and Judy are laughing.
Judy looks at the clock and says, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Dan. I have to run, I forgot that I'm meeting up with Toby right now."
Dan says, "That's not cool. I'll never look at you the same," and laughs.
Judy asks, "Were you being post-ironic?"
Dan says, "Of course not," and laughs again.
by TwoTails March 17, 2009
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Ironic Punctuation

Using Punctuation in an unusual or unexpected way; and therefore altering the overall meaning of the sentence - possibly with ironic undertones(!)
"I am enclosing a link to my photographs: Some are funny, others are not!" This is an example of Ironic Punctuation... the exclamation mark after the 'unfunny photographs' feels (somehow) peculiar.
by Znethru October 8, 2010
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