Helena, Alabama

A nondescript town in Alabama. Consists of snobby rednecks and people who think they're smarter than they really are. The cops don't do their job, the court system sucks, and there's nothing to do there. The only big attraction is a man-made waterfall. Ranked number three on the list of "Biggest Wastes of Space in the U.S."

Susie: I wanna go swimmin'
Fred: Me too, but Gobbler's Knob charges up the ass.
Susie: How 'bout we go swimmin' in that thur creek?
Fred: Oh, ya mean the one with all the raw sewage? Sounds

good to me.

-Helena, Alabama

by thingwithfeathers February 9, 2012

ass helmet

when you sit on somebodys face until its stuck in your ass

hold him down while i give him an ass helmet

by brian November 1, 2004

Helen Clark

The Prime Minister of New Zealand. She is a Socialist (communist/marxist). She has done serval crimes against the law of that nation but yet still remains in office as the Prime Minister.

Bob: What has Helen Clark done this time?
Fred: Nothing, that's my point!
Bob: Ohh, if only we had someone like Mr. Bush...

by Blitzkri3gn January 28, 2005

hellenic

the proper word for someone whos is greek who comes from HELLAS not GREECE! GREKO meant slave in turkish, so thats what they named the hellenic peoples. NOW PEOPLE THINK THAT HELLENIC PEOPLE FROM HELLAS ARE GREEKS FROM GREECE! LEARN IT CORRECTLY!

Person: Hello there are you a greek from greece?

Hellenic Person: No I am not a slave from slaveland asshole, the Hellenic people kicked out the fucking Turks and owned them. I am a Hellenic man from the country of Hellas

by Timotheos May 2, 2006

Helming

Helming - (verb) The act of working the top of ones head into a vagina. When complete the owner of said vagina sits atop the head like a helmet.

Naomi is such a connoisseur of fetishes, she literally sets sexual trends. Right now she's enthused by helming and docking. It's so South Eastern European.

by BrianSpastic March 5, 2010

Roman Helmet

When a man lays his genitalia on a girls face while she is passed out and usually he tries to reach his genitalia down to her nose.

"Hey Danny remember that time you gave TONI MARIE VERHEECK a roman helmet?"
"Yeah man she was drunk as hell..fit her well too"

by Annalisa ..tonis best friend ;] December 8, 2004

raging trojan helmet

the putting of the nut sack onto the top of anothers head, letting the balls droop down to the nose. This makes it look like a trojan's helmet with the nose piece.

The girl was insulted when the man decided to give her a raging trojan helmet.

by Dan McKenna September 11, 2005