Harry Potter glasses

When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of Harry's glasses while climaxing and simultaneously yelling EXPELLIARMUS! Then you steal her broom as you run out of the house to make a quick getaway!

Brett was at the zoo, and the sight of ape shit made him give his girlfriend Harry Potter glasses.

by Jerry’s kids January 25, 2022

Harry Potter

A series muggle book which a muggle wrote which describes the world that I belongs.

Ok it is a fandom.

Am I supposed to buy Harry Potter's diary which simple describes the world as A History Of Magic?

by OhJeezAMuggle January 2, 2017

Harry Potter

The boy who lived, the boy who survived the death curse, the master of death

Physical: black messy hair, his mother's eyes, wears glasses and has a lighting scar on his head
Wife: Ginny weasley
Best friends: hermione granger and ron weasley
House:Gryffindor
Parents: james and lily potter

Harry Potter is the best wizard of all time.

by LindaLisa September 19, 2018

Harry Potter Generation

bitch shut the hell up, you are not special ( actually you may be you slow cum slut) there is no such thing as “harry potter generation” just millennials thinking they are different by somehow reading a book.

Millennial Cunt: “We are the Harry Potter Generation”

Real person: “kys fatass”

by Swiftie198999 September 5, 2023

The Killer of harry potter

Harry potter's parents died because they turned off the bass of Dizzee Rascal and the white pedo killed his dog.

The Killer of harry potter -Dont ever touch that feking shit again

by Dizzee Pedo December 2, 2020

Harry Potter

An orphan boy with magical powers.

"Holy cricket, you're Harry Potter!"

by grey phrog February 9, 2022

harry potter cast

hot and funny as fuck actors and actresses

person 1: do you know how much i like harry potter??

person 2: no, how much?

i spend more time watching harry potter cast bts and funny interviews and youtube than i watch the actual movies

person: fuck. get some help.

by stopwastingyourtimeonthis July 26, 2021