by Sherif handguns December 20, 2013

Just the best book serie of all time (the 2nd most read after the Bible)
If you think Harry Potter is a children book you are an idiot
If you think Harry Potter is a children book you are an idiot
by HermioneGranger002 June 17, 2018

by Potter head 17 September 17, 2018

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by urAveragePotterHead February 26, 2021

When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of Harry's glasses while climaxing and simultaneously yelling EXPELLIARMUS! Then you steal her broom as you run out of the house to make a quick getaway!
by Jerry’s kids January 25, 2022

A lifestyle.
'Hey! So what are you doing tonight?'
'Reading Harry Potter. What else did you think?'
'Oh, so you're not busy?'
'Of course I am.'
'You said you're reading...'
'Yes...'
'So I thought-'
'Wait, you thought I choose YOU over Harry Potter? Ahahaha, you're actually really funny, have I ever told you that?'
'Reading Harry Potter. What else did you think?'
'Oh, so you're not busy?'
'Of course I am.'
'You said you're reading...'
'Yes...'
'So I thought-'
'Wait, you thought I choose YOU over Harry Potter? Ahahaha, you're actually really funny, have I ever told you that?'
by anonymous March 6, 2022
