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New Orleans handshake

Propensity for a woman to willingly show their breasts when drinking. Attributed to the fact that women usually show their breasts when handed beads at Mardi Gras
After a few drinks, Melinda tends to greet new boys with a New Orleans handshake...beads or not!
by gbl2002 November 7, 2013
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West Virginia Handshake

ad·jec·tive/ˈajəktiv/ - a word or phrase naming an attribute, added to or grammatically related to a noun to modify or describe it.

* west/vərˈjinyə/ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/

To state or describe the act of performing mutual & simultaneous masturbation on one and other regardless of sexual orientation, gender or religion to describe disbelief or an alternate choice.
(Observing laziness) "You all have nothing better to do that to give each other West Virginia Handshakes." -- (Alternate choice for something unsafe or idiotic) 'I'd rather give a wild Tiger a West Virginia Handshake." -- (Work or Goal not accomplished) "What did you do all day in here; give each other West Virginia Handshakes?" (Express disdain for being played around with) -- "I like handshakes but this isn't West Virginia, let's re-do this contract."
by SOLIDKREATE December 11, 2020
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Danish Handshake

A sexual, and extremely disturbing sexual act, in which you fist a girl in her vagina so hard, that her intestines play peekaboo throughout her asshole.

See fisting.
"I gave that bitch a danish handshake before she dumped me. LOLz0rzroflmaomg!11!"
by Mitch Teh 1337 May 6, 2009
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Canadian Handshake

While traveling outside of Canada, a Canadian may introduce themselves by grabbing the other person's ass, balls or vag. Most commonly used by crazy drunk Canadian girls on vacation.
Hi, my name is Nicole (said while reaching around and grabbing the waiter Jose's ass with a firm Canadian Handshake).
by Pixieeee July 9, 2010
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backyard handshake

While fucking a female in the cunt doggy style, reach into her ass and jerk yourself off.
A Backyard Handshake was the only option, I mean, she was a huge bitch....couldn't feel fuck all.
by Harizl March 21, 2008
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Nelson Handshake

Also known as: Hawera Hug, Gore Kiss Goodnight and or Hamilton Honeymoon. When a young lady meets a young man for a night out at a fine dining establishment (normally McDonalds) and finishes the night by providing oral or normally anal sex in the backseat of a late 80's or early 90's Ford that lacks a warrant. Sex is normally fast so to avoid police and or attention from family members who may have dibs on the young lady first.
M1: Bro, how was your date with Raylene the other night?

M2: Awesome man, I totally got a Nelson Handshake
by Androidopus January 21, 2011
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delco handshake

When you connect your Price Albert to your best bud's Prince Albert so you can go to the Lidl in Ridley "together"
I love when Jack asks if we can Delco Handshake to the supermarket.
by zur April 11, 2022
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