Bachelors Handshake

Grab a random girls boob and when she goes to slap you give her a high five.

Man I gave this hottie the bachelors handshake today and it was totally epic!

by Batmanning October 3, 2011

Irish Handshake

a greeting given to a male adversary consisting of grabbing him by the balls and squeezing as hard as possible until he doubles over in pain, then headbutting him in the bridge of the nose.

"If you think he's too big to take down otherwise, give him the old Irish Handshake, he'll be on the ground bleeding before he knows what hit him."

by EquenzuOja April 18, 2010

Turkish handshake

An act of anal sex

She can't get pregnant if all you do is have a Turkish handshake.

fifth base isn't sexual or even personal in some parts of Turkey -- it's basically like a handshake. They say hi that way.

by maxkeepsitreal1 February 18, 2010

manchurian handshake

While giving a girl anal, and it just aint satisfying, you reach up her pus and jerk yourself off.

that bitches ass was so loose, that i gave myself a manchurian handshake; i showed that bitch whats up

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handshot

Reaching distance; arm's length.

Husband: "Hand me that thing".
Wife: "It's not within handshot".
Husband: "I never really loved you".

by Joe Everyman January 15, 2008

hankshusbandcanon

a terrifying mutual of mine that concerns me and is forcing me to hear then out of scout. - infochansolos made this

hankshusbandcanon is a terrifying mutual send help 😭😭😭

by Infochansolos February 28, 2022

Happy Handshake

HandJob. Manual Stimulation by someone other than youself.

I know we can't have sex this week. How about a happy handshake?

by Mxpxpunkohio February 13, 2009