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handlebars of control

Coined by Tyra Banks on Cycle 16 of America's Next Top Model. Variant of handlebars of fierceness.

The handlebars of control alludes to someone who attempts to dictate everything around them.
Alexandria has been holding onto the handlebars of control and refusing to let go.
by ANTMFan October 26, 2011
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wig handler

The female analog of a weed carrier. A lesser and often disposable assistant to a female or member of her entourage.
Nicole Richie made a decent living as Paris Hilton's wig handler on the Simple Life.

Destiny's Child are glorified wig handlers for Beyonce.
by Darrell Johnson September 3, 2007
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crotch-handled

When a person wraps and cradles another with their legs, putting the other in between their legs and up against their crotch.
Josh crotch-handled me last night when we were cuddling.
by lil_swagger07 September 20, 2014
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hangleftover

That leftover feeling after a hangover where you feel fine but you don't feel like doing anything all day
Bro: "good party last night, wanna go grab something to eat?"

Bro2: "naw man, I've got a hangleftover right now"

Bro1: "wtf don't gimme dat mang get off your lazy ass"

Bro2: "aint happening"
by floppingfish August 31, 2011
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Left Handed Stop Sign

The wedding band on a man's finger that makes you stop trying to talk or flirt with him.
Jane: "Wow do you see that hot guy over there"

Jenny: "Don't even think about it. Left handed stop sign."
by mb95482 September 8, 2010
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one handed spear cleaner

self pleasure for men, knocking one off, having a wank, giving ones self a hand shandy
any teenager with spots, especialy with ginger hair knows all about being a one handed spear cleaner
by Snarfy December 18, 2011
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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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