hamster doggy

a cute doggy that eats like a hamster; Chubby cheeks and small nibbles while making cute eye contact with master. Sometimes likes to pretend master is the doggy but in reality can't do shit. cutest puppy in the world that master loves so so so much. ily
wannie is a good boy. the best hamster doggy in the world. woof woof
by ilil0417 November 26, 2021
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hamster-hider

the anal orifice of a male homosexual, also known as a faggot’s queer pussy, into which a small hamster is inserted to scurry around the disgusting fag’s G-spot and provide sexual stimulation to the excited homo
The sexy 16-year-old Str8 bully stopped working on his homework momentarily and glanced at his little faggot brother breathing heavily, moaning, and squirming around on his bed.

“It won’t be long now, fairy,” he addressed the 11-year-old gayboy, laughing at the poor pint-sized poof sobbing while getting all hot and bothered. “Ever since I shoved that lovable small rodent up your queer hamster-hider, it’s been busy nibbling on your G-spot, fag. In about ten seconds, you’re gonna have the craziest hands-free dry cum of your young life, little homo! Hahahahaha!”

Sure enough, as if on cue, the preteen phagget gasped then bucked and heaved once . . . twice . . . thrice, and finally collapsed on the bed, saying, “Thanks, bro! That was awwwwesome, dude! Now will you pleeeease remove the fuckin’ hamster from my gay butthole?!”
by FaggotyFag March 11, 2024
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Hamster Cheeking

putting things inside the foreskin of an uncut penis, stretching the skin so that it looks reminiscent of a hamster stuffing its cheeks full of food.
My new boyfriend proposed to me while he was naked. I couldn't figure out where he hid the ring, but now I think he was hamster cheeking it.
by petsmaster2007 December 14, 2018
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Hamster Chard

Someone who is dry asf and in love with ryan reynolds but isn't gay
Emma : bro that guy is defo a hamster chard.
by James rejenold January 02, 2022
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Looking for the hamster

Feeling horny so get naked, down on your knees, hoping to be caught and taken advantage of.
I was feeling horny, so I waited for him looking for the hamster.
by ClintReno April 05, 2019
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Hamster Toe

Similar to a camel toe, but is had by a dwarf with a fluffy flower happening.
The other night I was at the strip club when a small person climbed up on stage and I noticed that she was rocking a too-tight g-string and was suffering from severe hamster toe. Needless to say, I made it rain on that classy broad.
by Officecrew12 August 07, 2012
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thirsty hamster

When a man lies down across a hole in a table or the sunroof of a car and their significant other is under the table and proceeds to perform oral sex and in turn, looking like a "thirsty hamster"
Dude I laid on top of my car and she was acted like a thirsty hamster through the sunroof.
by ItsRuNN February 22, 2024
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