the crab has juice.

To be fashionable or stylish, to be full of swag; impressively smart-dressed. Most commonly used when someone has new garments or shows up dressing formal.

Look at this man's jacket: the crab has juice.

by Ervaela January 9, 2015

Somebody has to be the goombas

When your older brother is playing a game and you ask to play with him then he hands you a non connected controller and tells you your playing as the enemies

AKA: Someone’s gotta get left out

John: I only have 2 tickets

Larry: Well I asked to go first

Henry: Well he’s my brother
John: Well somebody has to be the goombas

by I didn’t order a creeper November 27, 2020

has me in a chokehold

something or someone that has control over you/your mind

them: isn't this idol pretty?
me: yeah she has me in a chokehold.

by starlingkismet August 6, 2023

jimin has no jams

An Inside joke from the bts fandom where Rm tells Jimin in a bangtan bomb (behind the scene vlogs) that he’s not funny/fun or trying to diss him by saying “jimin u got no jams”

Sofia is so boring she’s like jimin, jimin has no jams

by De4da55 September 7, 2020

Ke$ha-skanky

One who is, or appears to be dirty, drunken, slimy, and or slutty, and possibly brushes their teeth with a bottle of Jack on a daily basis.

OMG Pamela, that slutty hoe dancing all up on your boyfriend is so Ke$ha-skanky.

by La'taniabovanashrianniqualice December 4, 2011

I has a bucket

The best site on the internet ever.
It contains someone stealing a poor animal's bucket.

one day he'll get it back, one day...

animal: I has a bucket.
person: grabs bucket
literally every single living being in existence: NOOOOOOO THEY BE STEALING MY BUCKET

by TheDumbAssGuy March 29, 2022

wig has flown

when you are so shook your fake wig fly's across the room and someone see's it and is shook as well. Also when your mind is so blown you say "my wig has flown"

person 1 "oh my gosh this kid likes you"

person 2 "no way my wig has flown"

person 3 "umm whos wig is this?"

by brookie.is.magestic December 1, 2018