The LA Hustle

The activities one does in every day life to succeed, survive and thrive. Often associated with but not limited to the geography of Southern California. Not to be confused with The Hollywood Shuffle.

"What have you been upto Man?"
"Oh you know... just do'in The La Hustle!"

by Memphis Garrison November 4, 2009

Pocket Town Hustlers

Pocket town hustlers is an all male social club founded by a guy from Phoenix named Mario. They get together every weekend and have a massive butt sex orgy. Since Mario is the leader, he is in charge of swallowing everyone's load and takes much pleasure in doing so. They also participate in other events, such as glory hole Tuesday's, where they travel to local truck stops to find the best glory holes in Phoenix.

I wanted to join the pocket town hustlers, but I didn't suck enough dick

by Beats by Ray December 13, 2014

Domino's Hustle

Making pizzas like some kind of wizard and delivering them like you're more gangsta than Notiourious B.I.G.

Sharmaine: Woah! Hayley, did you see that hustle?

Hayley: Yeah Brah, that's just Chantel! She's so perfect at the Domino's Hustle.

by i.l.l.e.s.t April 8, 2017

half-ass hustle

Going through all the motions of running, but going the same speed as walking.

That half-ass hustle isn't fooling anyone.

Thanks for letting me cross the street! Here's some half-ass hustle to make you think I care.

by Rehtaeh Eirhtug November 12, 2019

academic hustler

academic hustler: n.

a student who attempts to manipulate, cheat or guilt a professor (usually college) into assigning a higher grade then earned. academic hustlers usually will resort to flagrant lies, half-truths, phantom illnesses, or--if all fails--provocative flirting and bribery. the hustling is more prevalent, during the last 2 weeks of the semester, but can occur at anytime.

during their college years, most have been reprimanded by professors for cheating and plagiarism. in addition, many have used "test banks" or paid socially inept honor students to do their work, in exchange for superficial friendship.

most academic hustlers (if they are graduated) will end up chronically unemployed due to incompetence, because they lack basic skills that they failed to learn while hustling professors.

at its core, academic hustlers are blinded by a misguided sense of entitlement, chronic laziness and total disrespect for higher education.

last semester in my class, he asked me not to fail him for never showing up to class, because he NEEDS at least a B to get into grad school; and he's willing to do anything to pass. what an academic hustler!

by prof_teach December 25, 2010

hustle

a tattoo artist in prison

Yankee's probably the best hustle there is in the chain gang.

by Dirty virgin August 30, 2009

HUSTlE

ACTUALLY CAME FROM dUTCh WORd MEANiNG "TO ShAKE OR TO TOSS", iT TURNEd iNTO MEANiNG MORE "TO SHAkE hERE ANd ThERE". iT ChANGEd AGAiN TO MEAN "TO PUSh OR kNOCk A PERSON AbOUT ROUGhlY OR UNCEREMONiOUSlY",ONCE MORE lATER AlTEREd "TO MOVE hASTilY, TO hURRY, TO WORk bUSilY". SO iT MEANS -"TO WORk hARd TO GET WhAT YOU WANT FAST."

i HUSTlE TO PAY MY billS.
i NEEd TO HUSTlE UP MONEY TO PAY FOR ClASSES.
YOURE GONNA hAVE TO HUSTlE FOR ThAT RAiSE.

by E.hERb July 19, 2010