hurt foreskin

when you are masturbating circumcised and you cause too much friction on the foreskin so it peels

hey bro i got hurt foreskin last night i didn't use lube

by poo poo dealer May 14, 2019

my fingir hurts more than dingir

A Funny Slang that whenever your finger hurts, the pain will be so bad, you will think that it was god's accident, or your luck.

Jacques: Ow, my nails!
Luis: What happened to Jacques?
Jacques: My Fingir Hurts More than Dingir

by mrbeast539275 December 22, 2024

Hurt Buddy

Literally the most beautiful person you will EVER meet. She is an AMAZING friend, and you can trust her to keep all of your secrets. She loves her family and treats her friends like nobody else does. She loves her friends to pieces and would literally do ANYTHING for them. She gets ALL the guys. But don't mess with A Hurt Buddy or you will be sorry because she is literally the most amazing person you will ever meet.❤️

Omg is that one of the hurt buddy's? She's so gorgeous I wanna be here so bad.

by Secrettt hehehe January 27, 2018

John Hurt

a man who is constantly getting butt hurt

dont get so john hurt its just some rocks

by funnyjim101 October 02, 2017

My bussy hurts

When a man’s butt pussy hurts from being analy penetrated repeatedly

I got fucked so hard last night my bussy hurts

by Big Josh March 05, 2024

Mad Hurt

A term used to describe and ugly or not attractive person( usually a girl) in day to day conversation.

Guy 1: Yoooo..did you see that girl.. She is finnee!

Guy 2: Nahhh my nigga ... she mad Hurt!

by MadHurt June 09, 2010

Hurting

I am in pain. I have sacrificed so much and have gotten not very far

Hurting. This is very uncomfortable. It is very unnecessary for me to be in this situation.

Pressure is building. I can feel society collapsing. I don’t know the future of man.

See: In the Year 2525. FMI. Man is losing his hold.

by WorseThanHitler January 07, 2021