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Brody hagging

A very big fella who peaked in middle school football
James real deal is brody hagging at sports
by Deanismeab November 20, 2023
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HAGS

Short for "have a great summer". The ultimate phrase used in yearbook signatures when you’re desperately trying to avoid revealing that you actually have no clue who the person is. A surefire way to say, "We shared oxygen in the same room a few times, so let's just pretend we were BFFs." Because who needs a heartfelt message when you can just blanket statement everyone’s summer greatness?
"When in doubt and out of meaningful things to say, just go with a classic 'HAGS'. It’s the yearbook equivalent of 'I’m too lazy to write anything real'."
by torispseudonym June 12, 2024
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The OG Hag

A middle-aged woman rocking a fat grey hairline and cheap neon colored eyeshadow, who wears foulards all year long and loves Hard Rock t-shirts.
„Hey G could you help me with a case?“
„No way I am too busy knitting socks for my cats!“
„Your such an The OG HAG, G!!!!“
by QueenOfTheFagHags November 4, 2020
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Fag Hag

A straight women how wants to have sex with gay man.
She knows he's gay, she's his Fag Hag. She wants to have sex with him but I don't think he's drunk enough yet...
by OmBoy January 8, 2015
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Hag Lobster

the dirty rotten bastards who order the most expensive thing on the menu, and then won't help pay the bill
Man, my mother-in-law is a Hag Lobster. She ordered the Lobster Feast and then stiffed me with the bill.
by wordqueens3 March 18, 2011
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Hag

some fat bitch who has exceptionally low mental standards whos house smells like shit and has the fashion sense of my 80-year-old grandma who lives on a farm
by #Cando September 2, 2020
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HAGS

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I asked her if it was a problem I had HAGS, coz one of them isn't forever.
by Gartholemew September 26, 2017
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