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Hamster

by Tall Italian August 4, 2020
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hamster dance

When you have sex with someone and get pregnant with multiple children.
Damn, Jill hooked up with Brian and after he found out they did the hamster dance he zooted.
by Fresh_Tresh October 17, 2020
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hamster porn

Hamsters doing sexual acts in front of a camera. Which is submitted into hamster hub.
Madi does hamster porn for a living because it amuses her. Love you madi 😝
by Spider lashes for life June 12, 2022
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Cum hamster

When a girl called Roma stores jamesys semen in her mouth instead of swallowing it.
Oh my god jamesy, I better store this for later”

Take off your clothes for this little cum hamster
by anonymous June 19, 2022
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Hamster

richard hammond is hamster
by smoked fish September 6, 2022
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A Hamster

A Hamster is someone you think is the greatest- until you get to know them.

You put all your hopes and dreams into this fantasy of a person, but really you're just spinning your wheels in place and an actual future with them is non existent (like a hamster on a wheel- get it?).
"What happened to that guy you've been gushing about?"
"Oh, Tom? Yeah, he turned out to be a hamster."
by TheBookofJo September 13, 2022
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Hamster

A gerbal that is just the perfect size, and shape to forcefully shove up someones ass.
Person 1: "Hey man you got a buttplug?"
Person 2: "Nahh i got myself a hamster"
Person 1: "Ohh thats even better."
by Areeloth November 14, 2022
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