Hag

Evil old man, considered frightful or ugly.

Jason is such a hag. He scares small children at Halloween.

by Hunny Bunny March 20, 2024

hag been

–noun
a former fag hag

After having kids and moving to the suburbs, Grace could no longer spend Saturdays shopping, gossiping and being fabulous with her gaytriarch. She missed him terribly but had to admit she was a hag been.

by Bourgeoys December 18, 2009

Lad Hag

A women who chooses to socialise primarily with men including traditionally male only events.

Hey, whats with the women at the stag party, they are real Lad Hags if you ask me.

by Hpatps January 19, 2024

HAGS

HerpesAidsGonorrheaSyphilis

I asked her if it was a problem I had HAGS, coz one of them isn't forever.

by Gartholemew September 26, 2017

Squad Hag

One individual, one of many in a group of those skanks who yander together in groups and wear press on’s (yes...yandering.) Those trashed yucky girls who likely all have the Arby’s syndrome and one who no lesbian would ever take home.

“Hey fellow lesbo, That squad hag won’t stop trying to introduce herself to me and I can legitimately see she is ripe for Thanksgiving. Let’s gtfoh before she loses a press on.”

by Brrezie March 18, 2021

hags

Hags Means Have A Great Summer, usually used by 5th~6th graders when they think they are cute and quirky

omg i had such a great year jessica, im so sad you are moving sksksksk and i oop and i oop, anyway hags

by EmilyDontLie August 25, 2019

cupboard hag

A crotchety old bag of bones that lurks around one's home without the knowledge of the residents

the cupboard hag sat in the musty attic combing her thinning hair and trolling people on the internet

by Cupboardhag November 14, 2015