Granola Stop

When one is cockblocked by a vegan.

I was gonna try to score with that frat girl but that guy with the dreads and a hemp necklace granola stopped me.

by BigDamClay April 23, 2022

granola bar baba grill

Is this how bored you got.

Person 1: Andrea is my granola bar baba grill

Person 2: I quit my job.

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

guanchalo

-legendary tiktoker
-is a trillionaire
-has a cool name like "andrew"
-is a kanye fan

person 1: "YO IS THAT LEGENDARY TIKTOKKER GUANCHALO!?
person 2: "YEA IT IS"
person 1: "OMG EVERYONE LOVES HIM. IM HIS NO. 1 FAN"
person 2: "HES SO HOT"

by guanchalo April 30, 2022

Guan Shing

A word to describe a really bad, or malfunctioning arcade machine.

Person: "That machine fell over! It must be a Guan Shing!!" "What a teaser!"

by JM_BRIGHT June 4, 2022

granola

a heterosexual white man that finishes after a singular stroke because of his built up testosterone from watching anime porn, usually named some basic shit like will or jackson

hook ups with frat boys are granola as fuck

by akhxloqnx July 10, 2022

Granola

Middle Aged white man named Brandon. Loves to hike, has never hunted. Eats werthers hard candy and complains about hippies. Brags about riding horses and being “country”

Brandon said he’s a country bumpkin.. but we all know he’s a granola!

by WingDangDanDoodle September 8, 2022

guagnoz

a yummy sandwich made from toasted black bread, russian’s doctor sausage, mayonnaise, marinated tomatoes, and green onions.

“Hey Timka, that guagnoz you made me yesterday was so good.”

by urmomfrrr October 1, 2022