Gabe

The art of making decisions without first thinking of the consequences. Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.

Driver: Dude drove over me for no reason.
Spotter: Yeah he definitely was being a Gabe.

by Racer04829 September 16, 2023

Gabe

Noun - A person who is so annoying but you can help but love them.

“You’re such a gabe, I can never hate you.”

by Lovergirl0712 March 29, 2024

Gabe

A 10/10 varsity baller with autism and a 14 inch penis

Gabe will take your varsity spot next year

by Leolsyng January 19, 2018

Gabe Helmy

someone who really likes pineapple and loves his cat and is the best character in a game

Gabe Helmy is really cool

by worthlesskid February 8, 2019

Gabe Fontanez

An entitled prick at Palm Beach Gardens Police Explorers who likes to fondle little boys at their first and second meetings. Also likes to date dumb blondes to cover up his true sexuality. He is egotistical and gets awards for speaking Spanish although speaks it like Joe Biden .

R. Kelly is such a Gabe Fontanez
OMG hes such a Gabe Fontanez. what a faggot!

by GabeFontanez November 8, 2021

Gabe

Literal God

"Oh, dear Gabe Save us!"

by Silent Blade October 5, 2019

GABE

Gabe, a Gabe is a dick

Gabe has down syndrome

Don’t be a Gabe

by Dood48 May 7, 2019