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glitter mule

A Burning Man term: a beautiful, fashionable person, who also pulls his/ her own weight. Antonym: Sparkle Pony
burner number 1 : God that lady is smokin hot, she probably didn't have to lift a finger to get here!

Burner number 2: Are you kidding? That Glitter Mule singlehandedly built 3 stages, designed this outfit and is gonna drop the bass so hard tonight, not a pair of panties will be dry within a ten mile radius!!!
by Glitter Moon October 13, 2015
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Glitterally

1) Something literally fabulously done

2) Literal Gaythings
He glitterally threw sparkles in the air like a madman. It was very fab.
by Penis Rumpsmoosh June 2, 2014
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Glittering Shitfuck

Someone who is excessively self-absorbed and enamored with their perceived brilliance or success, to the point where they are unable to recognize or acknowledge their own shortcomings or failures.

This individual is so captivated by their own glittering poop that they are blind to their own flaws or mistakes.

A sense of vanity, arrogance, and delusion in the person being described, highlighting their inability to see things objectively and their preoccupation with their own perceived greatness.
And he said that.....?
What a fucking... Glittering Shitfuck!

The striker's missed goal was a glittering shitfuck that cost the team the victory.

After spending hours on that project, all I got was a glittering shitfuck of a response from my boss - no appreciation or recognition whatsoever.
by Parnate March 8, 2024
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glitter buff

A gorgeous, shirtless, muscular man who is covered in glitter and dancing (preferably in a cage, while poof doof plays at the club).
Oh, yeah, that glitter buff is making me all kinds of randy and confused.
by cherrylala April 1, 2016
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Glitter Me

Lie to me to make me feel good about myself
How did I do on that presentation? You can glitter me if you want to!
by Theglitterman October 9, 2016
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glitter job

A blow job from an extremely shiny, yet expensive hooker.
Hey dude, why are your pants so shiny?

Got a glitter job last night. Expensive af, but worth it.
by SUNTZUFOO July 4, 2018
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beard glitter

Foreign material stuck in ones beard. Saw dust, metal shavings, grass clippings, chip dust, popcorn, etc.
Man 1: (having just finished a bag of Doritos.)

Man 2: “You have some beard glitter there Ron”
by Mericaman June 6, 2018
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