glass emporium

The act of going to a glass retail store and grabbing the biggest light bulb you can find. Then proceeding to the nearest restroom and shoving said glass light bulb fist deep into your scrumptious rectum

-Did you hear about Tyler and Hunter?

- No, what happened?
- They're in the hospital, they tried to perform the "Glass Emporium"
- Damn, I hope they're ok. Those guys are total legends!

by bossrossin February 21, 2017

Glass Saxophone

Another word for a bong.

Hey man, you want to play a song on the glass saxophone? I packed a fresh bowl.

by YeezusHchrist November 23, 2018

Glass waffle

The act of pressing male genitalia against glass preferably a door or window in the presence of an unsuspecting audience.

Google street view was driving by my house; I made sure they got a good glimpse of my glass waffle.

by Pweefweeherman August 1, 2016

Tanner Glass

An absolute GOAT who won't take shit from anyone, and will knock them on their ass. He also has a sick backhand shot.

Tanner Glass laughed after he beat the shit out of the opposing player.

by tylertoestoes April 13, 2017

Cum glasses

The cum that Dries and crusts on the lens of glasses making a cloudy and white look.

I gave my bf a facial and now he wears cum glasses.

by Howitzerz666 October 20, 2019

Blow glass

Yacht exscursion in the a.m watching/ snapping the water spray out the back of the yacht as you leave the harbor.

Snapchat a clip of the moment with a caption. “Do you blow glass?”

by Mr. Leer Familiar December 8, 2018

glass vapors

Dat toxic Ether! Bad juju, nigga!

You don't want to forget to wash out your new glass or you will smoke those residual glass vapors.

by Okesp October 5, 2018