An example of what a pillow fur might do: they see someone that is looking down so they go and cheer them up 😁
by Mikofox September 16, 2017

A fur milf is a fur mom you would like to fuck, similar to a milf but different in that she has no kids and is compensating by having a fur baby.
Damn that girl at the dog park is such a fur milf, id like to give her the bone and have her roll me over.
by Furmilflover June 5, 2020

by BreakBeatDrums May 14, 2015

by Ghandicapped February 14, 2023

When cousins are all at the beach surfing, and one has a totally hairy chest while the others are all baby-seal-slick, that hairy cousin has Francis Fur.
Francis Fur grows like a genetic mutation, and can not be easily shaved. Razors clog and break so tree trimmers are needed. Francis Fur creates enough static electricity on a dry winter day to power a house for a week.
Francis Fur has a Velcro effect and must be covered by a cotton shirt, preferably one with a 4 leaf Irish clover logo on it, in order to prevent static cling to any item.
Francis Fur grows like a genetic mutation, and can not be easily shaved. Razors clog and break so tree trimmers are needed. Francis Fur creates enough static electricity on a dry winter day to power a house for a week.
Francis Fur has a Velcro effect and must be covered by a cotton shirt, preferably one with a 4 leaf Irish clover logo on it, in order to prevent static cling to any item.
During a family get together, Uncle Kurt told everyone a surfing story:
“Wow, when cousin Steve, went surfing with cousin Damon, they were riding a wave and really carving the tube. All of a sudden, both boards got magically stuck in the water and they both flew off into the rotor.”
“When they cam up, both boards were stuck to cousin Fran, who had been body surfing in the path. Apparently, his Francis Fur velcroed the boards because he didn’t have his t-shirt on.”
“Luckily, neither Steve nor Damon were injured when the boards were ripped out from under them.”
“Wow, when cousin Steve, went surfing with cousin Damon, they were riding a wave and really carving the tube. All of a sudden, both boards got magically stuck in the water and they both flew off into the rotor.”
“When they cam up, both boards were stuck to cousin Fran, who had been body surfing in the path. Apparently, his Francis Fur velcroed the boards because he didn’t have his t-shirt on.”
“Luckily, neither Steve nor Damon were injured when the boards were ripped out from under them.”
by No Tango and no Cash September 28, 2023

Furness in scouse means to demolish or destroy something or someone
Say is some says 'can I Furness these crisp' it means can I finish off (demolish your crisp)
Say is some says 'can I Furness these crisp' it means can I finish off (demolish your crisp)
Furness all the haters
by Kaitlyn & Jessica March 27, 2017

by ipsler2016 September 19, 2019
