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fucktard

A fucking retard. Basically annoying, irritating, stupid and every insult there is. Literally dickhead.
Don't be such a fucktard
I am a fucktard.
A fucktard is your mom.
by someonestandingbehindyou October 24, 2013
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Fucktard

A mixture between a retard and a fuckwit, but slightly worse than either.

An ultimate word of contempt.
Did you see that bloke on X Factor the other night?

What the one juggling fish? Yeh, he was an idiot.

Idiot? He was a out and out fucktard.
by uygbuy August 18, 2010
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Fucktard

Fucktard is a combintion of the two words Fucking and Retard, so the word means fucking retard.
George W. Bush is a fucktard.
by Jemalacane August 15, 2008
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fucktard

The pejorative bastardisation or blend of two words: ‘fuck’ and ‘tard’ – the latter being a shortened version of ‘retard’, a derogatory word to describe those with lesser mental ability.

1. (noun, common parlance) Someone blissfully unaware of their own needless stupidity. A ‘retard’ is not responsible for their mental (in)ability; whereas a ‘fucktard’ displays stupidity that is embarrassingly simple to personally avoid, thus arousing the psycho-cathartic four-stage reaction to fucktardery: 1) frustration; 2) disbelief; 3) hilarity; 4) ridicule (see example below).

2. (noun, archaic usage) A reprobate who engages in the sexually penetrative fucking of a retard; often resulting in rape due to the absence of the minimum level of mental capability required to issue consent on the part of the ‘tard’.
Stop arse-raping me you fucktard. And apologise immediately!”
by mattyt_is@ August 19, 2009
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Person who adds the 371st definition of "fucktard".
I am a fucktard.
by Blockhead 77 August 9, 2010
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fucktard

Some that is completely fucked and retarded! Most commonly used to describe muzza's, scenies, stoners and teachers.
"That guy thinks he is like fully sick or some shit!"
"He is a fucking fucktard dude!"
"Yeah true that"
by Jessie Vain October 13, 2008
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[fucktard]

someone who is unaware of how dumb they are and cannot comprehend the extent of their stupidity. Also a shorter way to say 'fucking retard'. Can be used on your friends, peers, and asshole drivers.
"What the hell dude!? You almost hit my car you fucktard!!"
by Baptizle October 18, 2008
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