Kobe

The GOAT

Kobe was the greatest of all time meaning he was the GOAT

by For Kobe24 February 19, 2020

Kobe Bryant

For some he was a really great basketball player... for some he was a really good rapper... for some he was the best Bulls player.. and for some he was just LeBron.

Person 1:Wow, look! She posted a story saying RIP KOBE BRYANT (my fave rapper)
Person 2:Damn those Kobe fans will tear her apart

by Haaaalllloooowwww February 22, 2020

Reverse Kobe

An erection that won't go away.

Milton took an extra viagra and battled a reverse kobe all day. That thing just stayed up.

by Evenrude February 24, 2020

Kobe

Before was used to always land your shots, now its always missing them.

God:"Hmm, what should I do today?"
-sees helicopter-
God:"Kobe."
-Makes helicopter fly into mountain-
Random guy:"GOD, KOBE WAS ACTUALLY IN THE HELICOPTER!!!"
God:"Well now I know whh its call "Kobe"

by Kobeheliman February 25, 2020

kobe!

it used to mean "i hope i get this three-pointer" but now it means "i hope i dont die in this helicopter ride"

Joe: Gee, I hope we don't die in this helicopter!
Bob: Kobe!

by Jeffalooboo February 26, 2020

Go Full Kobe

To ejaculate on the face of your sex partner.

I didn't expect Bob to go Full Kobe on the second date.

by Miso Grumpy May 1, 2020

KOBE

a nigga

people used to throw a paper into the bin and say Kobe

jacky' see that Kobe'
tom' what a fuckin KOBE'

jacky'hes a dead man'
tom 'lets fuck his asshole KOBE'

by regressor May 2, 2020