FlumpJerk

Flumpjerk- The act of masturbation from unisex genders when flaccid(for male) and non aroused, until you reach your desired outcome usually ejaculation, though sometimes an aquitting from frustration.

John had to flumpjerk last night because there was no good pornography

Bro, flumpjerking is totally on season! Totally 2024!

by Dr. Monzero May 16, 2023

Flumper

A "Flumper" is a person that has a disgusting, horrible, squirrel like haircut. "Flumper" is usually used as a insult to people with revolting haircuts.

Shut up you be lookin' like a "Flumper".

by CoolBoyCool June 22, 2023

flumpy mufkin

When you take a poop on a woman’s foot anfter eating a crave case from White Castle; and then proceed to receive a foot job and use the poop as lubricant.

Did you hear about Greg? He got a flumpy mufkin last night from that bar skank! She lubed her foot up with turd juice!

by AggravatedHippo54 August 16, 2023

flumper

Someone lazy who try’s to fix their appearance by looksmaxing but no matter how hard they try they will not be up to their own standards

That guy is such a flumper!

by willywinka38 December 1, 2023

flumping

The action of fixing your appearance by looksmaxing but no matter how hard you try you will not be up to your own standards

That guy is always flumping!

by willywinka38 December 1, 2023

Flumping

A sexual act that involves one participant sucking marshmallows, preferably of the Flump brand, out of the other participant's asshole

Did you see the flumping video I sent you last night?

Yeah, I really want to try it some time

by Daewoo Gaming November 20, 2024

flumpnog

Another way of saying the slang phrase “fuck n*gga”

1: “Let’s play NBA 2K”
2: “Green flumpnog”
1: “Huh?”
2: “Green fn”

by Shitdick696969 November 21, 2024