Shake n' Flake

When a person is tailing you very close while you are in your car and you get rustled. However you are such a BAMF that you slow right the fuck down and try to get the guy/girl to pass you (hopefully in the oncoming lane). Then when you see them turn to try and pass you, you hit the gas and drive faster than the person. If they tried to pass you in an oncoming lane, you slow the fuck down so they can't get back into lane, forcing them to come to a complete stop.

(Inspired by Shake n' Bake from Ricky Bobby)

You just pulled a Shake n' Flake!

by Shake n' Flake May 1, 2014

devils flake

The naughtiest of Columbia coke straight off the brick, ready to have a stripe

You got the devils flake lad

by Stebaker77 April 21, 2017

Fish Flakes

a ground up blunt wrap; generally used for chops or spliffs

Are you going to use those fish flakes in your bowl pack? You scumbag.

by Dr. HuffNpuff Master Alchemist February 5, 2019

Frosted Flake

After encouraging your partner to over-consume alcoholic beverages and they pass out on the couch, you spew your load all over their face and head to bed. If you prepared your partner adequately, they will remain motionless till morning, allowing your spooge art to dry completely. When you roll out of bed, you sneak up on your still groggy partner and scream “you were GREEAAAT!” In their ear. You should remain alert the following day as revenge moves like an Angry Pirate are often exercised by your disgruntled partner.

She got too drunk to fuck so I just gave her a frosted flake and went to bed.

by Pescitor November 10, 2018

Shitty ass flake

Bro if someone calls you this they have no friends.

“Your really throwing out a good friendship for a shitty ass flake madison”

by Madssawy January 2, 2021

Functional flake

A person who lets other, less important, things take precedence and does not plan things through but in the end manages to make things fall into place and function efficiently and seamlessly (on the surface)

Karina is as good a functional flake as they come. No one can tell.

by cool_dude2612 March 26, 2019

flake

1. Someone who is disconnected from reality or doesn't take life seriously; someone who lives in a fantasy world.
2. A homosexual offensive
3. An unreliable person
4. "To flake out" - to give up, not perform work or not show up as promised

Those grown men and women dressed as superheroes at the convention were complete flakes.
San Francisco is like a bowl of cereal - full of fruits, nuts and flakes.
Don't flake out on me.

by Luvdalz68 January 15, 2018