Asian Fishing

The act of making yourself appear asian, either using makeup or other face-changing mediums. Often mistaken for normal winged eyeliner or dolly makeup, both of which leave the average non-asian looking the same.

Asian fishing is a real issue and a form of racism, but is rarely taken seriously due to the misinformation and performative activism surrounding it.

"hey, you know that girl Mackenzie in chem?"
"yeah, the Korean one?"
"what? no, Mackenzie is Irish"
"... so she's asian fishing?"
"... yeah"

by madfitsluv July 3, 2021

fisting

1) The act of pushing one's fist into an orifice. It gives the feeling of some gigantic cock, apparantly, and is popular amongst homosexual males.

2) Repetitive punching to a pressure-point, usually with some sort of aid.

Fisting causes stretching, prepare to be loosened!

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

v for vendetta fisting

Touch the heels of your hands together so that they form a "v." Then fist someone, fingers first.

We did V for Vendetta fisting after we watched "Freaks and Geeks" together. AWWWW YEEEEEAAHHHHH

by Ron Paul October 29, 2007

circular firing squad

People involved in an idea or policy that is obviously self-defeating to everyone else but them. Used to described some group that is so clueless that one could show them a diesel engine and ask them to find the spark plugs.

The entire Bush administration and all others who decided to invade Iraq.

by federalq2b October 3, 2004

bass fishing

A classic sega game, where the chart mutton boys try to catch some fish before farmer Eric finds them in his fields. " is that a goalpost". As well as great game play it also has some of the best catchphrases ever heard such as

"average size good job" and republic credits no good here sucka"

by Uno Mace Wando my turbo son May 22, 2003

Dick Fisting

Dick fisting is when you shove your whole fist into someone dick hole.

When you pee afterwards it's like emptying a bucket of water on the ground.

Smash: Did you see that new website about dick fisting?
Cambio: Hell yeah me and Sipo do that shit all the time

by E-Serious February 11, 2009

Mongolian Fishing

when you have anal sex with someone until they shit all over your dick, then you feed your shit covered dick to their cat, and allow the cat to lick the residue off until you jizz all over it's pussy-cat-face!

person A: Hey man, did you see the look on that girl's face after I turned her cat into a jizz-cicle?

person B: THAT WAS BOSS! That was the second time you went Mongolian fishing this week!

by captainsexy715 December 23, 2008