Fashion Infraction

The bluntest tool in the box that believes that he/she can get away with wearing a brightly-coloured patterned 70s all-in-one jump suit on a ski piste, whilst all around them decent human beings are getting on with their lives. Clearly these clueless spanners have misunderstood the meaning of re-living their pasts and have renounced any hope of future poon-pummelling by insisting on dressing like tits who should otherwise contribute to society by going home and change everything about your simple meaningless existence, including their wardrobe. Stop doing and start thinking, you cretins.

You have certainly found your place in society with a face like that whilst wearing that shit. Have you totally given up on life you fashion infraction?

by Captain Cackpipe September 10, 2011

Fatal Fashion

Someone that is fashionably dressed but smells bad. Someone that wears the latest fashions but forgot about the hygiene clean.

Rick: Wow, did you see Erin's butt in that new skirt she has on today.

Bob: Yah, Just hope the wind doesn't shift while you're checkin her out. Fatal Fashion is her ammo.

Christina: Like that outfit the Peggy is wearing today.

Beth: That chick stinks, she is the epitome of a Fatal Fashion bomb.

by GB1558 September 27, 2011

fashion stellar

just your all around badass looking fashion sense

nick dude, you're a freaking fashion stellar

by Nick lee August 26, 2017

blueberry old fashioned

When you are having anal intercourse with an abnormally hairy partner who has a dingle berry farm of great fruition, you proceed to glaze said dingle berries with your sweet baby sauce. You than consume said sweet gooodness.

Got some good blueberry old fashioned goodness last night.

by ENS berry October 17, 2018

Fashion Al

Fashion Al is a beautiful girl whose basically Jesus. She’s smart and loving. She knows EVERYTHING. You can’t get anything past Fashion Al. She’s everything to me and to ANYONE. BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS HER. She has SEVERAL fan accounts on EACH social media platform. She’s super smart, she once again knows everything. She’s super perfect and amazing. You wish you were the super FAMOUS Fashion Al!

“Do you know Fashion Al?”

“YES! WHO DOESNT??”

by fabmackenziebcwhynot June 17, 2018

Old Fashioned

When two or more people spit ejaculate into each others mouths. aka a cumswap

“I almost threw up when I saw an old fashioned on pornhub”

by Old dirty Basrard July 15, 2018

Fashionable hybrid

When you have be ability to fashion-wise, look like either a girl or a boy. You have the ability to look good in any clothes.

I tried on some women’s lingerie and I look like a girl in it, and when I tried some guys clothes, I looked good in that too. I’m a total fashionable hybrid.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 13, 2018