n. someone with no discernible sports allegiances other than those scattered individuals that make up their fantasy team.
How is this guy a sports fan? He's rooting for guys on both teams?
He's clearly a fantasy merc.
by tom hum April 18, 2010
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a fantasy geek is a person who specifically nerds about fantasy
man he really is a fantasy geek...
by Ratta_Cheese April 11, 2022
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When you vomit, poop and piss at the same time.
Damn, I'm so sick I Final Fantasy XIII'd all over my room! Now I'll have to clean it somehow...
by Will-22 December 13, 2016
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Something that's built up with huge hype and looks good on the surface, but ends up being mediocre to absolute garbage depending on the person in the end. Based on Final Fantasy XIII, which had huge hype during its trailers and had beautiful presentation, but was met with very mixed reviews from fans.
Person 1: Yo man, did you hear about that new game that's coming out?
Person 2: Yeah dude, but I think's it gonna be another Final Fantasy XIII.
Person 1: Crap.
by Starflight08 November 30, 2017
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Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who lurk on drunken team manager decisions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Fantasy football snakes usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Victim: "Hey Derrell! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do not take it. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he also scopes out the waiver wire for mistaken drops."
by Hectorino November 27, 2021
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Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who take advantage of drunken transactions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Victim: "Hey man! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Darren Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do NOT take that trade. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he's lurking the waiver wire too for drunken mistakes. Unreal!!"
by Hectorino November 27, 2021
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