Father Bede

The sexiest papa DILF on the planet

Goddamn I want to see Father Bede's gaping asshole

by papabeads June 26, 2017

Faster

Literally the god of baldness

You need to stop making these so good so I can hate you more, faster >:| - BaldBoyHalo

by Do not type turtle April 20, 2020

ninja farter

The act of farting around others and trying to cover the fart noise with another noise such as coughing, clapping, banging on something, etc.

"Did that guy just ninja fart or was he really coughing that loud?"
"Jessica, you are such a ninja farter...we all know why you were really clapping."

by Joey3 April 26, 2006

tough farters

individuals who, for whatever reason, frequently pass gas, and whether or not they find it amusing, are inclined to resorting to physical violence or threats of violence to quell complaints and criticism

Guy 1: Dude, how'd you get that black eye?

Guy 2: Gary clocked me in the eye after I complained about his smelly fart during the meeting.

Guy 1: He's one of those tough farters, huh?

by Saint NoWhere May 14, 2010

Pounding Father

A Person or Group of People (Pounding Fathers) who founds a secret society of Heavy Drinkers.

Derives from the old english term "Founding Father" but made into a more modern term by replacing the "F" with a "P".

Sir Swoll: "Sir Peach, why are Sir King, Sir Sitch, Sir Czar, Sir Tweets, Sir Kreach and Sir Nugz so important to the Knights of the Pound Table, our secret society of bros who serve by the three P's (Pound, Pussy, Procrastination)?"

Sir Peach: "Because they are the Pounding Fathers of the Knights."

by KnightsOfThePoundTable December 3, 2010

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

by Spatro August 15, 2021

Fattery

The excess energy stored as fat, especially that which is accumulated over the holidays.

"Say Honey. What do you want for dinner tonight?"
" Oh, nothing for me. I'm living off my fattery for awhile. I think I'm good for a week or two!"

by Veeslog December 31, 2009